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New and Improved Odor Eliminator – Same Trusted Formula You Love!
Eliminate stubborn urine odors from synthetic grass or live grass without deterring your dog from using the same spot. Specially formulated for both synthetic and live grass, Piss Off breaks down the proteins in urine and feces that cause odor without overpowering fragrances that could cause your dog to stop using the potty area.
Lab-tested and extra strength, Piss Off uses natural enzymes to organically neutralize odors quickly—eliminating them in under one minute. It’s scientifically designed for high-performance odor removal, making it the best solution on the market.
Safe for pets, children, and humans, Piss Off is non-toxic, biodegradable, and effective in both indoor and outdoor environments. It’s the perfect solution for synthetic grass areas like Porch Potty, where urine and waste odors typically accumulate.
To use, simply rinse the potty as usual, then spritz the grass moderately while it’s damp, and let it dry to reveal a fresh, odor-free environment. The 32oz bottle ensures multiple uses for ongoing odor control.
Please Note: We're in the middle of a label glow-up! You may receive a bottle labeled TURFtastic or Piss Off as we update our packaging. Rest assured, it's all from the same trusted line.
Real Testimonials From Real Customers
We don’t have to toot our own horns. Hear from verified customers how Porch Potty has transformed their lives.
We live in a high rise, and before we got our new puppy, we thought that it would be a good idea to have your product for emergencies, bad weather, and so we received it a few days before we got our puppy. I really had no intention of introducing him to it until he had settled in for a few days, and did his business outside on the grass. I thought that I would take him out on the balcony to become familiar with it, and so Bentley looked at it, walked the length of our balcony, came back, got onto the Porch Potty with no coaxing or my lifting him onto it, and did his business as if he had used it a thousand times - I was astounded at how easily he understood what it was for. For people who live in a high rise building, this is a Godsend for those times when your pet needs to relieve himself immediately, and you can’t wait for an elevator, or when it is raining, or freezing cold. Thank you for a wonderful product.
Phyllis Levin & Dog: Bentley
A couple of days ago I received the Porch Potty and I am so excited to tell you that dogs used it instantly. I was shocked to notice that within 30 seconds my oldest dog who is blind and cannot smell walked right up to it and used it. A moment later my second dog used it. I cannot tell you how happy I am with your product. I just moved into a condo and wanted something for the dogs to use on the patio. Presto! Porch Potty to the rescue. Thank you so much.
Tammy Ashmore & Dogs: Mayzie and Dominoe
I just received the Porch Potty for my rather large Maltese, named Bentley. I love it and so does he. After I set it up, my cat thought it was a new place for her to lounge in the sun! Thankfully, Bentley hadn’t used it yet! Prior to receiving the Porch Potty, I was using a grass type of carpet on my balcony. I had to rinse it down and then go down the driveway and rinse that down - not to mention the smell. I threw that out immediately and replaced it with the much more practical Porch Potty. I will recommend it to everyone I know, who has the need for one. Thanks again. I am extremely pleased.
Pamela & Dog: Bentley
We live in an apartment and LOVE the Porch Potty! I taught little Francis how to use it and he was hooked within a day! The Porch Potty is worth it’s weight in GOLD, and I’m going to send you a video tomorrow to prove it! Porch Potties are the glue that held this troubled (doggie’s) world together! Attached are photos of my beautiful and luxurious Pembroke Welsh Corgi, Francis, using his Porch Potty and loving it. The other is a photo of Francis alone, and in all his glory.
Sarah Johnson & Dog: Francis
Assembled my porch potty yesterday and my 6 month puppy has already peed on it 5 times! Wow. Thanks so much for a product that is foolproof, lightweight, easy setup, ingenious, and aesthetically pleasing. Everyone should own one. The fire hydrant is really cute (even though it smells like pee, haha).
Jennie Lee
OMG!!! I just got my Porch Potty delivered last night and my Papi-poo, Dakota LOVES it!!! She jumped right on it and peed right away:) This morning... same thing with #1 and #2... I love this thing :)
Sisanie Reategui & Dog: Dakota
I purchased a Porch Potty shortly after bringing home my Cavalier King Charles Spaniel puppy, Charlotte. We found your product to be wonderful, especially when Charlotte was diagnosed with luxated patellas in both rear knees. She had to undergo two separate surgeries and be in leg casts for weeks. Since she was already trained on the potty, it made it so easy for her to go in and out quickly without having to deal with stairs.
Amy Sinicin & Dog: Charlotte
iI just wanted to say that the Porch Potty enabled me to be able to get, and keep my Mastiff puppy. I have some health issues right now, and am often quite dizzy first thing in the morning. With the Porch Potty I can just let Lena out on the balcony, and she takes care of business. It’s also very nice to have in rainy weather, which is most of the time in Oregon. It’s also great at night! It did not diminish her learning to go outside where she is supposed to go, either. Thanks for a great product. I have recommended it to a number of my clients.
Tiana Phillips
The Cosmic Care Bundle
Ready for liftoff? The Cosmic Care Bundle equips your furry friend with everything needed for a high-flying potty experience. Featuring the Porch Potty Premium for stellar cleanliness, our Synthetic Grass for that authentic earth-like feel, Piss Off to neutralize odors, and the Porch Potty Ramp for easy access. It's the ultimate setup for navigating pet care as a modern pet parent.
Bundle $448.21
Retail value $471.80
Dogster Bundle
Get everything you need to keep feet and paws warm this winter with our Dogster Bundle. In addition to the Porch Potty Standard, you get a bottle of our magic Piss Off and a Porch Potty cover to protect your grass (real or synthetic) from the harsh winter weather.
Bundle $417.86
Retail value $439.85
Porch Potty Starter Kit
New to Porch Potty? Set yourself up for success with the Porch Potty Starter Kit! Our all-in-one bundle comes complete with our best-selling Porch Potty Standard, replacement synthetic grass, Piss Off, and a catch basin that turns the Porch Potty into the ultimate indoor dog potty system.
Bundle $404.51
Retail value $425.80
Porch Potty Training Kit
Training your pup to use Porch Potty can be hard. But with our Training Kit, it’s easy peesy! Give yourself and your dog a leg up with the Porch Potty Standard, the Piss Off, and real live sod that naturally attracts your pup to go.
Bundle $381.76
Retail value $401.85
Porch Potty Small Dog Bundle
Attention small dog owners! Are you tired of endless trips outside because of your fur baby’s tiny bladder? Then this bundle is for you! It features our smallest Porch Potty model, Piss Off, catch basin, and ramp to ensure your dog gets on and off the Porch Potty safely.
Bundle $362.71
Retail value: $381.80
Porch Potty Big Dog Bundle
Have a big furry friend that needs a little extra? We’ve got you covered! Our Big Dog Bundle features the Porch Potty Premium (perfect for dogs up to 120lbs), extra synthetic grass, the sprinkler timer to automate the cleaning process, and 2 Piss Off bottles for twice the odor elimination power.
Bundle $478.56
Retail value $503.75
